Zack's ListThe 213 Things Zack Fair Is No Longer Allowed To Do.Zack's List by ~Hiita-hime
1.) Not allowed to watch Midgars Funniest Home Videos when Im supposed to be working, even if it is that doctored home video of Genesis and a dildo suit.
2. My proper military title is Zack Fair, SOLDIER Second Class not Princess Zacktasia.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic materia.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyones disbelief of black magic materia by asking for hair.
5. This is doubled when asking for Sephiroths hair.
6. Not allowed to play Pulp Fiction with a suction-cup dart pistol and any off